Suzie's Blog Version 2

2003-06-19T23:37:00.000-04:00

Suzie has RELOCATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

merdadura.blogspot.com

2003-06-19T22:26:00.000-04:00

My blog is being retarted.

2003-06-19T22:05:00.000-04:00

suziefromsweden: I want to go to the pool.
tallgiraffe32: its gonna RAIN
tallgiraffe32: R
tallgiraffe32: A
tallgiraffe32: I
tallgiraffe32: N
tallgiraffe32: lol
suziefromsweden: I don't care.
suziefromsweden: I want to sit in the snack bar with my bikini on.
suziefromsweden: Thats all I want.

2003-06-19T16:17:00.000-04:00

I'm going to the dentist. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

2003-06-19T16:12:00.000-04:00

NEW POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

2003-06-19T15:52:00.000-04:00

My blog is having more seizures. Someone hose this thing down.

2003-06-19T15:45:00.000-04:00

My Day:

School:
Finals. Ugh.

After School:
Nora and I went to the mall.

We had pizza. It was amazing.
I looked for a bathing suit.
We tried on random prom dresses.
We went to V Generation and I bought 2 shirts.
We saw Hilary.
I found a bathing suit.
I called my mom so she could come and pay for it
While we were waiting, we bought candle stuff. Lots and lots of candle stuff.
We bought the most HIDEOUS bag to go with it. I'll have the picture up soon.
I think I saw my cousin. She gave me funny looks.
We went back to Boscov's and I posed with the manican. The casheir gave me funny looks.
Mom bought the suit.
I went home.

The End.

2003-06-18T22:00:00.000-04:00

What is NAFTA?

North American Free Trade Agreement!

2003-06-18T21:57:00.000-04:00

TOMMAROW IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2003-06-18T18:28:00.000-04:00

OUCH! My tooth hurts.

2003-06-18T18:23:00.000-04:00

DonchaLoveSum41: what did you say to ickyundeadgirl and what did she say?
DonchaLoveSum41: just tell me
DonchaLoveSum41: i'm not mad
suziefromsweden: What?
DonchaLoveSum41: what did you say to ickyundeadgirl?
DonchaLoveSum41: and what did she say back?
suziefromsweden: What?
DonchaLoveSum41: when you went on my sn
suziefromsweden: What?
DonchaLoveSum41: Nevermind

talk about slick!

2003-06-18T18:16:00.000-04:00

"You can't wait for opportunity to knock. Sometimes you have to rip the door of its hinges and tackle him in the street"

2003-06-18T17:48:00.000-04:00

ONLY 150 TO GO!!!!!!!!!!

2003-06-18T17:46:00.002-04:00

Yes. Andrea and I are having a conversation about icing.

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PuNkRocKer41988: i know...oh god and the bakery people like glop the damn stuff on like there is no tomorrow...and after eating it, there probably IS no tomorrow for you.

2003-06-18T17:46:00.000-04:00

I just realized that I haven't eaten a meal all day. No wonder I'm so hungry...

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PuNkRocKer41988: that frosts my cookies. and i dont like frosting.

2003-06-18T17:17:00.000-04:00

Auto response from KELLAYKELLAY: not here. merda dura.
suziefromsweden: MANGE VOTRE MERDA DURA
suziefromsweden: Wow, French and Italian both in the same sentance.
suziefromsweden: That was amazing.

2003-06-18T17:16:00.000-04:00

There goes my summer vacation... POOF! Gone.

2003-06-18T16:58:00.000-04:00

Yeah, so I just discovered that I'm doing this thing at Neuman College over the summer... its like, all summer. What bull!!!!!

2003-06-18T16:51:00.000-04:00

"With this outfit and this hair? Hello, Buh bye, I am so at the mall."

2003-06-18T16:50:00.000-04:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2003-06-18T14:56:00.000-04:00

I have to study now. This sucks major ASS.

2003-06-18T14:52:00.000-04:00

#429: I'll never forget the time Grandma tripped at the top of the stairs and fell all the way down and then rolled and hit her head against the front door. We all laughed and laughed, until we realized, Hey, she's not joking!

2003-06-18T14:51:00.000-04:00

#449: When I found the wallet in the road, I started wondering about the guy who owned it. Who was he? Was it William Gregory of 2407 Eastwood Lane, like the driver's license said, or was it someone else? And what was he going to spend the $220 on? About a week later, I started wondering again about the wallet guy. What was he like? And where was he going to spend his five dollars?

2003-06-18T14:50:00.001-04:00

#426: I only played hooky one time, so I'll never forget it. I hid in the bushes right outside my classroom. And since the window was open, I could hear the teacher, so I went ahead and took notes. When the teacher asked a question, I raided my hand, but she couldn't see me.

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#440: When Dad found out the house was full of termites, he got real mad. But I was glad, because now I wouldn't have to go all the way to the woods to get termites for my termite farm.

2003-06-18T14:48:00.000-04:00

#400: When I was a kid, the people next door had this little yappy poodle that I used to make fun of all the time. I thought it was real stupid-looking and annoying. But let me tell you, I didn't make fun of it after the time it saved my life. How did it save my live? It's a long story. Too long to tell here. But I can tell you it was full of excitement and danger, and afterwards I never made fun of that poodle again. Well, I suppose I can at least try to tell the story. I'm still not sure I believe it myself, so many strange and fantastic things happened. Briefly what happened, though, is this: I was walking across a vacant lot near my house when I heard a noise. I turned. You know what? This story is just too hard to try to tell here. Just believe it when I say that the poodle came out of nowhere to attack a cobra. Where did the cobra come from? Okay, I guess I can at least tell that part. No, I'm going to change my mind again. It's just too hard to explain - although if I did explain it, you would be glued to the edge of your seat. Maybe someday I'll tell the story of the poodle and the cobra. No, I won't. It's a good one though

2003-06-18T14:46:00.000-04:00

#390: Once, when I got lost in the woods, I was afraid that eventually I might have to eat Tippy. But finally I found my way home, and I was able to put Tippy back in the refrigerator with my other sandwiches.

2003-06-18T14:45:00.000-04:00

#75: It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up.

2003-06-18T14:44:00.001-04:00

#354: One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.

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#348: Police Detective Riley was a no-nonsense kind of guy. Before, he really loved nonsense, and would use it a lot in his murder investigations. But he found that most people didn't appreciate it, especially the family of the victim.

2003-06-18T14:43:00.000-04:00

#404: I'll never forget the time the president came to our town. When I saw him go by, he looked so much older and sadder than I thought he was. Also, why was he driving an ice cream truck?

2003-06-18T14:42:00.000-04:00

#155: Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered they were not Indians at all, but dirty clothes hampers.

2003-06-18T14:41:00.000-04:00

#265: Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: a sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.

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#368: One day a beaver and a termite were walking down the road together. "I can eat through a tree with my teeth," said the beaver. "That's nothing," said the termite, "I can burrow through a tree." Then they heard a voice behind them. "You two think you're so smart, but you're nothing!" It was a bitter old drunk lady.

2003-06-18T14:40:00.000-04:00

#225: Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone? That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save our national forests.

2003-06-18T14:39:00.000-04:00

#453: One time I was going to throw a surprise party for Marta, but the surprise ended up being on me. That's because the party seemed like too much trouble and I eventually gave up, and I was surprised to find out I was that lazy.

2003-06-18T14:38:00.000-04:00

#264: I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.

2003-06-18T14:37:00.000-04:00

#208: Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused?

2003-06-18T14:36:00.001-04:00

#47: If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

2003-06-18T14:36:00.000-04:00

#146: I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

2003-06-18T14:35:00.001-04:00

#67: As the evening sun faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.

2003-06-18T14:35:00.000-04:00

#79: If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject.

2003-06-18T14:07:00.000-04:00

my computer is having seizures.

2003-06-18T14:02:00.000-04:00

I had finals today. I failed math, I can guarentee that.

2003-06-18T13:15:00.000-04:00

I will only use my powers for good, not evil.

2003-06-18T13:08:00.000-04:00

I'm such a jerk.

2003-06-18T13:00:00.000-04:00

I've learned my lesson. I will not go on other people's sns ever again.

2003-06-18T12:51:00.000-04:00

DonchaLoveSum41: Check out my font.
DonchaLoveSum41: Is it sexy?
BuggerYeOff: Very sexy.
BuggerYeOff: So sexy that it's not.
DonchaLoveSum41: :'(
DonchaLoveSum41: I'm very sensitive.
BuggerYeOff: We know, Kandy.
BuggerYeOff: Here, have a muffin.

2003-06-18T12:08:00.000-04:00

This website is a very special place.

2003-06-18T12:05:00.000-04:00

I think those things are off... It dosen't look right.

2003-06-18T12:04:00.000-04:00

You said your birthday is 12 / 21 / 1988
which means you are 14 years old and about:

69 years 10 months younger than Zsa Zsa Gabor, age 84
58 years 7 months younger than Clint Eastwood, age 73
55 years 10 months younger than Kim Novak, age 70
52 years 10 months younger than Burt Reynolds, age 67
48 years 10 months younger than Nick Nolte, age 63
47 years 8 months younger than Ann-Margret, age 62
41 years 9 months younger than Billy Crystal, age 56
39 years 1 month younger than Whoopi Goldberg, age 53
36 years 5 months younger than Robin Williams, age 50
32 years 5 months younger than Tom Hanks, age 46
30 years 1 month younger than Jamie Lee Curtis, age 44
27 years 9 months younger than Eddie Murphy, age 42
18 years 5 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 32
9 years 10 months younger than Jennifer Love Hewitt, age 24
0 years 8 months younger than Haley Joel Osment, age 15

and when these movies were released in the U.S. your age was:

Home Alone: 1
Wayne's World: 3
Jurassic Park: 4
Forrest Gump: 5
Fargo: 7
Saving Private Ryan: 9
Toy Story 2: 10

http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/agemov.html

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You said your birthday is 12 / 21 / 1988
which means you are 14 years old and about:

62 years 7 months younger than Andy Griffith, age 77
59 years 1 month younger than Dick Clark, age 73
57 years 9 months younger than Leonard Nimoy, age 72
55 years 8 months younger than Carol Burnett, age 70
52 years 11 months younger than Alan Alda, age 67
51 years 5 months younger than Bill Cosby, age 65
46 years 1 month younger than Linda Evans, age 60
43 years 11 months younger than Tom Selleck, age 58
41 years 0 months younger than Ted Danson, age 55
38 years 8 months younger than Jay Leno, age 53
34 years 11 months younger than Oprah Winfrey, age 49
33 years 10 months younger than Kelsey Grammer, age 48
30 years 7 months younger than Drew Carey, age 45
27 years 6 months younger than Michael J. Fox, age 42
24 years 1 month younger than Calista Flockhart, age 38
19 years 10 months younger than Jennifer Aniston, age 34
16 years 0 months younger than Alyssa Milano, age 30
11 years 1 month younger than Colin Hanks, age 25
5 years 4 months younger than Mila Kunis, age 19
2 years 6 months older than Madylin Sweeten, age 11

and that you were:

1 years old when Seinfeld was first televised
2 years old in the month Home Improvement began
5 years old at the time the TV series Friends began
7 years old when Everybody Loves Raymond first aired
10 years old when Who Wants To Be A Millionaire began in the US

http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/agetv.html

2003-06-18T11:59:00.000-04:00

The Sign- Ace Of Base.
I got that CD for my 6th birthday. LOL. I remember that!

2003-06-18T11:58:00.000-04:00

You said your birthday is 12 / 21 / 1988
which means you are 14 years old and about:

55 years 10 months younger than Yoko Ono, age 70
47 years 7 months younger than Bob Dylan, age 62
45 years 5 months younger than Mick Jagger, age 59
43 years 9 months younger than Eric Clapton, age 58
40 years 7 months younger than Stevie Nicks, age 55
33 years 2 months younger than David Lee Roth, age 47
30 years 4 months younger than Madonna, age 44
26 years 10 months younger than Jon Bon Jovi, age 41
21 years 9 months younger than Billy Corgan, age 36
18 years 9 months younger than Mariah Carey, age 33
14 years 7 months younger than Alanis Morissette, age 29
7 years 1 month younger than Britney Spears, age 21

and when these songs were topping the charts
and these events occurred your age was:

Nothing Compares 2 U, Sinead O'Connor: 1
Emotions, Mariah Carey: 2
Fleetwood Mac perform at Bill Clinton's inauguration: 4
The Sign, Ace Of Base: 5
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum opens: 6

http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/aget40.html

2003-06-18T06:27:00.000-04:00

I'm going to school now. I'm out like a black guy at a KKK meeting. LOL. Haha, Andrea...

2003-06-18T06:26:00.000-04:00

AGH! school today. AAHHHHHHH. finals. I'm going to die.

2003-06-18T06:25:00.000-04:00

Tip Of The Day:

Here's a geat way to get your parents arrested:

While they're yelling at you, a great idea would be to smash something big (like your tv or something) and then lay your head down near the broken peices. scream in pain and call the police.

2003-06-18T06:22:00.000-04:00

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINALS TODAY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

2003-06-17T22:41:00.000-04:00

i'm empty.

2003-06-17T22:40:00.000-04:00

HeatherBlue27: do you like my icon
pianopek2: yes
pianopek2: even tho its not there

2003-06-17T19:46:00.001-04:00

suziefromsweden: You're lying. My thumb is itching.
KELLAYKELLAY: no im not, im farting
suziefromsweden: And lying.
KELLAYKELLAY: no...SMELL MY WRATH

2003-06-17T19:46:00.000-04:00

Must go study. Now. I'm so stressed out.

2003-06-17T19:34:00.000-04:00

KELLAYKELLAY: WHEEEEEEEEEE
suziefromsweden: Do you have to go potty?
KELLAYKELLAY: -blank stare-

2003-06-17T19:32:00.003-04:00

out.

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stressed

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When the one you love becomes a memory, that memory becomes a treasure.

2003-06-17T19:28:00.000-04:00

i'm really tired.

2003-06-17T19:27:00.000-04:00

suziefromsweden [14]

2003-06-17T19:24:00.000-04:00

I'm so stressed out over the finals.

2003-06-17T19:03:00.001-04:00

i have the weirdest dreams.

2003-06-17T19:03:00.000-04:00

"resist a heart, feed the nasty"

random quote from a dream i had when i dosed off on my math book.

2003-06-17T18:22:00.000-04:00

I'm so toast. French toast.

2003-06-17T18:21:00.000-04:00

Math and Language Arts finals tommarow. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

2003-06-17T18:20:00.000-04:00

KELLAYKELLAY: je mange au bus.

2003-06-17T17:29:00.000-04:00

KELLAYKELLAY: Fortre toi!
suziefromsweden: Tranduction sil te plait.
KELLAYKELLAY: *confused...only french I*
suziefromsweden: (translation please)
KELLAYKELLAY: Fuck you.
KELLAYKELLAY: LOL
KELLAYKELLAY: seriously
suziefromsweden: LOL
KELLAYKELLAY: we loooked it up

2003-06-17T16:35:00.000-04:00

My sister just called me a fat stinky baby jerk.

she is so 7.

2003-06-17T16:03:00.000-04:00

Here's my day:

Before Homeroom:
Dan is an AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Homeroom:
Everyone cleaned their lockers out, except me. They only gave us 5 minutes and I need WAY more than 5 minutes.

First period: French:
IT WAS THE LAST TIME I'LL EVER HAVE TO SEE JEWELS FACE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RAN OUT OF THE ROOM CHEERING!!!!!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY! WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Second period: Chorus
I brought in Krispy Kreme donuts. It was amazing. Women's Chorus is filled with a bunch of donut eating pigs... They devoured those babies...

Third Period: Math:
pfffffffft!! Math. Hahahaha......

Lunch:
Last time i'll have to be stuck with Jake-the-real-life-short-bus-kid-who-looks-like-he's-constipated EVER AGAIN!

4th period: Global Studies:
Me and Steph searched for ways to fit more information on index cards. We are so slick!

5th period: Science
We played "Review-o". Jackie won a flashlight.

6th period: Gym:
"Riding In Cars With Boys" is an amazing movie.

7th period: Language arts:
pffffffft! Like, do we EVER do anything?? No.

After school:
Me and Nora cleaned out my locker. It was discusting. I won't even get into in. It was gross.

2003-06-17T16:01:00.000-04:00

KELLAYKELLAY: bleachwash to get rid of greenness in hair + stupid hairlady + hair = lighter hair

2003-06-17T15:47:00.000-04:00

Wow. What a day.

2003-06-17T15:43:00.000-04:00

KELLAYKELLAY: Short buses and rollable backpacks.

2003-06-17T15:42:00.000-04:00

KELLAYKELLAY: Short buses and rollable backpacks.

2003-06-17T00:13:00.000-04:00

i'm going to bed now. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy. toodles.

2003-06-17T00:10:00.000-04:00

i just added a new animation to my photo album

2003-06-16T23:45:00.000-04:00

http://girlatplay.com/portfolio/articles/letter.htm

2003-06-16T23:35:00.000-04:00

My New Goal:
be mentioned on asdf.com.

2003-06-16T23:20:00.000-04:00

i truley honestly hate my life.

2003-06-16T23:14:00.000-04:00

*what*son*dot*

2003-06-16T23:13:00.000-04:00

i hate ......

2003-06-16T23:12:00.000-04:00

i have a headache.

2003-06-16T23:10:00.000-04:00

i hate it. he has no idea just how much he means to me, and yet continues to treat me as if i weren't even worthy enough to be the mud on his shoes....

2003-06-16T22:37:00.000-04:00

my counters are being retarted. screw you, bravenet.

2003-06-16T22:23:00.000-04:00

7 Things I Love:

1: Nice people. :)
2: Warm weather
3: Beaches
4: The texture of my hair
5: Flip flops
6: Big, open spaces
7: My blog.

2003-06-16T22:21:00.000-04:00

7 Things I Hate (in no specific order):

1. People who ignore people
2. Mud
3. Florescent Lighting
4. People
5. Pain
6. Small closed spaces
7. Myself.

2003-06-16T22:18:00.000-04:00

but it dosen't like me... fooey!

2003-06-16T22:17:00.000-04:00

i just found this amazing new email thing. wow.

2003-06-16T22:14:00.001-04:00

i'm so original....

2003-06-16T22:14:00.000-04:00

acutally, a new blog wouldn't be that big of a hassle... just get a new blog and use the same template. lol. yay!

*Suzie's Blog Version 2*

Suzie's Blog Version 2